Wow! It has been eight years since I have accessed this site! That's right, the year is now 2009, I have not touched this since I was back at MSU. Expect heavy delays and construction as I figure out what I want to do with this ultimately. In the meantime, I will provide a twitter feed below.

What do people think of the Pat Walker Page?

Aaron Kelly

This week I have decided to further drag Aaron Kelly's name through the mud, although I was thinking first of doing the baptist community as a whole. But alas, Aaron is a self proclaimed master masterbater, and I couldnt get him away from his video games and porn long enough to look at the web page. So here is what I think he would say:

Fuh fuh fuh, my name is Aaron, I'm a fucking moron. Me have small penis. I like cake. I have a puffy coat, but am quite jealous of Pat's army dress coat. I like clams. I was weeded out of the College of Engineering by pre-calculus, so my general thought process is lacking. I like shiny objects. I claim I left my old roommate because of his girlfriend, but really I didn't want him to see all the 900 number bills I was racking up. I like dishwashers. Fuck this, I'm going to McDoald's.

And there you have it, my good friend, Aaron, profound and tactfull as always.

I couldn't just let past reviewers die, so here they are.

Pat's songs of the week: Sandstorm by some techno group. Can you feel the love?

Only a couple of animals were hurt in the making of this page, but believe me, they had it coming

Bert: Good or Evil? I say evil.

The truth about the cereal world

Well, it may be the flu talking, but I've had it with America in general (yet another rant page.)

In the process of being reopened, accepting membership applications!The Church of Pat! Always growing in size, now with web ring!.

Updated: My religious rants, formerly part of the Church of Pat.

I have red berries in my backyard.

Please, join my webring

Visit the Headquarters for the Vegetable Rights Campaign

Visit this to see the rapidly growing page of quotes. Recent additions have made this a must see.

Click here to see my idea of the week.

UPDATEDBe the first on your block to stalk me, here's the info.

My everlasting war against Fannie May Chocolates, Haven to the mofia.

The pain and suffering dealt to me by trees...

Although only half done, this will soon be a worth while site.

The ban on IHOP has been removed. It was also shut down. Carlos O'Kelly has risen to take up the banner of worst restaraunt ever. Enter here to learn why the two should rot in hell.

They say if you that if you give a million monkeys a million type writers, they'll produce the works of Shakespeare. The internet has proved this wrong.

I figured it was time for something humorously stupid, so here it is

Further proof that cereal characters should not be trusted right off the bat.

Links, no longer of friends, but of sights I visit

In desperate need of updating: Yes, it's the evergrowing entertainment page.

Come share my version of christmas spirit

The true meaning of xmas, a short story.

My tale of terror at the airport from hell

Credits

Webrings

Having trouble finding me? Leave a message here.

I'm not racist, I'm anti-human

Be sure to check out the site I helped Alex set up.

Behold, my own chatroom, thanks to ParaChat

Click here to see my awards/free links to other peoples pages.

There are several places in which you can reach me. But right now, I only feel like giving you one. Bet you can't guess where it might be.

Sporus: My primary address, as in the boy toy of Nero, has become a box of spam, so I now use my MSU account.

Lastly, a poll for you. How do you rate this page?

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